Utopian Bliss Balls

Very popular in the sixties among hippies and artists in California. Azarius gives them a brand new look! Made with traditional ingredients like Hawaiian baby woodrose seeds and damiana. Hawaiian baby woodrose (Argyreia nervosa) is a member of the convolvulaceae family which also includes the morning glory. They contain a naturally occurring tryptamine called LSA (Lysergic Acid Amide), which is closely related to LSD. The seeds are crushed within 3 capsules.

Furthermore, Utopian Bliss Balls contain fo ti tien (Centella asiatica), damiana (Turnera diffusa) , ginseng root (Panax ginseng), and bee pollen.

Effects

Mostly within about 30 minutes the effects take off, but it might take up to one hour.
The effects of the Utopian Bliss Balls are quite similar to LSD but less visual and intense. According to several sources Utopian Bliss Balls do not produce the direct hallucinations that are caused by LSD or mushrooms. Several users describe it as a mental trip.

Users describe the effects as euphoric, dreamy, altering the perception of time and space (for example when listening to music). Thoughts and ideas may follow up on each other rapidly.
At first you might feel a little sick, but usually this feeling and/or vomiting disappears.

Usage

Because the use is oral, onset is affected by the amount of food that is in the stomach, so try not to eat 4-6 hours before you consume Utopian Bliss Balls. Experienced users advise not to take more than 2 capsules if you do not have any experience with LSA.

Ingredients

Utopian Bliss Balls contain hawaiian woodrose seeds, fo fi tien, damiana, ginseng root and bee pollen.
1 baby woodrose seed contains about 0,25 mg LSA.

Azarius offers 3 capsules in a tin. Every portion contains 4 grinded baby woodrose seeds (about 1 mg LSA).
A common dose varies from 0,5 to 1,5 mg. A strong dose holds 1,5 to 4 mg. Do not use more than 4 mg.

Warning

Do not combine Utopian bliss with anti-depressants and other MAO-inhibitors. Do not use if you are drinking alcohol, pregnant or nursing or if you have high blood pressure, heart- or thyroid disease, diabetes or difficulty in urination due to enlargement of prostate, or if taking an MAO-Inhibitor or any prescription drug.
Keep out of reach of children.

Azarius Encyclopedia: Using Psychedelics Safely

Shipping restrictions

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Reviews

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Dec 29, 2009 sXogster said:
 
“The worst psychedelic I've ever taken.

I'm used to some heavy stuff, so I took all 3 off them around midnight. After 1 hour, I felt nothing. After 2 hours, still felt nothing.
After 2h30, I felt highly sexually aroused (could be have caused by the Turnera/Damiana) and had a great wank. After that, the trip hit me like a stone.
Well, trip.. I started off with puking and feeling badly nauseous. The psychedelic effects were the same of a normal dose shrooms (around 15 grams, or like 5-6 grams of philosopher stones), yet I had a serious fever (or at least I was sweaty and warm in my room where I turned the heating off), so I couldn't enjoy it that much.
After puking all my internal organs out, I tried getting some sleep so my trip would actually end, but I couldn't get any sleep at all. I suffered from a bad insomnia, and tried all places of my bed for around 2 hours to get some sleep. And I still felt damn badly aroused.
Nothing worked. Even worse was that I kept on tripping till noon, not the period a man (or woman ;-) ) would expect from a trip that 'weak' as 15 gram of shrooms.
I tried drinking a lot of water and soda, and even ended up with taking a Dafalgan (a painkiller with Paracetamol in it). That actually worked.
My trip soothed down, and I lost all bad side-effects. I cuddled up with my dogs (who had to deal with me all night, poor them), I still think because of the Damiana that I loved them so much ;-)
I was very sleepy, and actually got to getting some sleep. Well, some sleep; I slept all day and the following night.

As I said, the worst psychedelic I've ever taken. Next time, if I want something similar, I'll use some shrooms and/or Damiana. But not this killer anymore. I even felt like dying sometimes.

Overall, only gets one star, for the greatest wank ever ;-) But that's about it...”

Apr 29, 2009 asdercore said:
     
“very good
2 for starters
with 4 you are like 15g of fresh mushrooms...or something like that but different
just try.”

Feb 1, 2008 nat said:
    
“pris à 17h (sans rien dans le bide) toute la journée un peu envie de gerber et je peste contre azarius " ahh les salauds ils vont voir je vais les descendre dans les commentaires c est vrmnt nul ces lsa machins jsui vnr"
MAISS PAS DU TOUT
à 22H00 en rentrant chez moi
BIMMMM
grosse montééeee
GEEENIALLLEEE
JE VOUS LE CONSEIL
ne mangez rien prenez deux pillules c est geniale alors que je vous ecris je suis euphoriqqueueeee wouhouu


ahh shit avec le code ,, seems i m not humanoidddd”