Azarius Holiday Survival Guide

The holidays are approaching. According to some, this is the most wonderful time of the year. For others it’s a matter of life and death, survival of the fittest, pulling through and suffering. Okay, maybe it’s not that bad. At least we have some tips (and a warehouse full of products) to make your holidays as pleasant as possible.



Tip 1
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. Be prepared for anything and everything and you’ll have won half the battle. Plan out your holiday schedule, potential obstacles and possible solutions. Work on a floor plan and possible escaping routes. Practice these (blindfolded too) so you can quickly disappear in case of a crisis.

Tip 2
Ignore the holidays and just have it the way you want it. You can go on an inner journey with something psychedelic for example. Why not fly to another dimension with Lady Salvia? Another fun way to spend your holidays: in bed with your lover and a potent aphrodisiac.

Tip 3
Can’t escape the holidays? Keep calm. We have plenty of magic products to support you. Get rid of the end of the year stress with Valerian, Viva Zen or L-Tryptophan. Do you want to feel fresh as a daisy when you have an early Christmas breakfast with your parents (in law)? Check out our after-party products to help your body and mind recover from an intense night. Also, you don’t have to leave the house for Christmas gifts. Just order them on our website!