This small glass dice isn't meant for rolling, but it does make your roach clip look extra cool, and by extension, you!
Ancient prophecies have foretold the arrival of the One With The Dice, who can wield even the hottest bits of joint using a strong gator clip roach, a man of boundless intellect, rugged handsomeness and one at least as cool as The Dude himself.
"In the land of the cheap ugly roach clips, the one with bad-ass dice shall be crowned King." according to the story. Try out the Glass Dice roach clip and see if you're the one.